Isn't there a soccer game on tonight?

As of 12:23pm today, here are the top headlines on espn.com.

Gone for good? Favre tells Jets he's retiring
Tejada pleads guilty to lying to Congress
J.J. won't wear finger brace in Daytona qualifier *
Sharks close gap on NHL-best B's LeBrun
Margarito, his trainer have licenses revoked
Jeter will wait to talk A-Rod No interest in D.C.
Thumb surgery knocks Vonn out of giant slalom **
Miller rips steroid 'witch hunt' More leaks?
Williams replaces Bosh as All-Star Cavs fall
Rumors: Haynesworth to Tampa Bay?

(*Is this a joke? Is this supposed to be funny? I think I have a decent sense of humor. But really? Does the status of a NASCAR driver's finger seriously outweigh the newsworthiness of a celebrated soccer rivalry that will commence in less than 12 hours? Holy. Crap.)

(**Two - TWO - finger injuries are apparently more significant than USA-Mexico. I think I may just boycott espn.com for the next 48 hours.)

What. Gives.